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"The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?" —Jim Gaffigan "Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn't have to cook."
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"This pumpkin pied to be here tonight." "We dress up on Halloween. Turkeys dress up on Thanksgiving." "When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!" "You know it's all about that baste." "Pour some gravy on that turkey." "Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey."
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Source: Getty Images. 8. "Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn't have to cook." — Melanie White. 9. "Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don't get any presents for holding in your familial rage." — Unknown. 10. "Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point.
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100 Funny Quotes About Turkeys "Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!" "Why did the turkey cross the football field? To get to the gobbler's end zone!" "Why did the turkey cross the yoga mat? To show off its pliable-ness!" "Why did the turkey cross the ice rink? To prove it had some serious quads!"
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"Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out." - Nicole Hollander
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1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag." — Andy Borowitz 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
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My Thanksgiving sign is Pie-sces. You're the gift that keeps on Thanks-giving. Who needs a wine glass, when you've got a gobble-let? This corn dish is a-maizing! Arrgh, I'm a pie-rate. Talk turkey.
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1 Erma Bombeck "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." Getty 2 Charlie Brown "I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." Getty 3 Nora Ephron "The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so."
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Celebrate and enjoy the funny side of Thanksgiving with these hilarious sayings. "Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863" - Anonymous. May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy. Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious. And your pies take the prize,
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"Turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe." — Adam Sandler, "The Thanksgiving Song" "I haven't even finished eating all of my Halloween candy!" — Sally.
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"May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner.
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"Don't marsh my mellow." "You've really got your turk cut out for you." "You're the belle of the (Butter)ball." "Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn't want to whisk it." "Baking is my cardio." "They see me rollin', they hatin'." Jose Luis Pelaez Inc Turkey Puns Turkin' 9 to 5 Turkey trot like it's hot.
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.". — Richard Roeper. "Some family trees bear an.
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1. Why did Mom's turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme. 2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? "Grace." 3. What's the official dance of Thanksgiving.
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Ah, funny thanksgiving quotes is the bomb! The only day where we eat more than our body weight and the turkey gets to have the last laugh (or gobble). Let's dive into the belly of humor, filled to the brim with stuffing, and take a look at the most hilariously off-beat quotes dedicated to this stuffed holiday. As you feast your eyes on these gems, get ready to gobble up the humor as we.